Thursday, 9 May 2013

I met one of your fans at the supermarket

"You manage the penthouse right?"

"Yes" my boss replied, as he tried to remember who this guy was.

"Hey you have a dj named Samantha Mack"

"Ya"

"Did you know she does porn?" Said the unknown man.

"We're standing in a line up at the grocery store and you're telling me that my sister does porn?"

The excited mans face quickly sunk with embarrassment.

My boss let him sweat for a moment then continued,
"Na I'm just messing with you!"


As my boss from the strip club where I DJ re-told this story the other staff members and I burst out laughing. With a cigar in his hand and razor sharp wit at his disposal he is a modern day Marx brother. 



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