Using a Spoon to Dig a Pool?!?!?!?

My girlfriend has a beautiful blog that I suggest you kinky, open minded people read.

Heck you narrow minded jerk offs should read it too. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two about judging people.

This situation reminds me of Ms. Peachey "The...se immoral acts are the reason ALL past civilizations fellen." (Gerta Peachey on getting The Taboo Sex Show stopped before it destroys us all.)

People far too often make assumptions based on fear of the unknown. Instead of judging a book my it's cover why not give it a read. Books were designed to be read not viewed as art on a wall.

Making assuptions and judgments about people is about as useful as using a spoon to dig your new backyard pool. (You'll huff n puff and put in a lot of work just to look like an idiot in the end)

http://mistresst.wordpress.com/2012/02/28/being-judged-sucks-monkey-balls/

Tonight We Dance

THE RHINESTONE STILETTO SHOW!!!
Hosted by my sister Sienna Blaze. Each Tuesday night the Vancouver Drag Queens and I get together to put on a show unlike any other. There's no seperate stage area so once in a while a fearless drunk upstages the queen. It's beyond hilarious, and beyond uncomfortable. But like I said, It's like no show you've ever seen before. We sing and dance and flirt with the boys and girls. Sometimes people chug booze to win prizes and sometimes a willing volunteer gets covered in hot wax. It's always unpredictable and always amazing. No two weeks are alike. It's guaranteed to be a night you may or may not remember. ;)
I love these nights. I bring out new material. I try things just for shits n giggles. The audience is amazing and puts up with me being off key, forgetting words, jumping on tables and pouring massage oil on a random man or woman's hot body. Sometimes I nail it. But other times I'm thankful that the audience is too drunk to notice. But most importantly I'm happy that we can all come together to raise money for the Rainbow Refugee Fund and a Loveing Spoonful, which helps people living with Aids in our community. I love that I get to have a heck of a lot of fun and support a good cause.

So back to my costume closet to figure out what I'm gonna wear tonight to dazzle the masses. It's Showtime!

The Sex WAS Awesome...

Sex is like chess. Sometimes you play for fun when there's nothing else to do. Sometimes you sit through it because you know how much it means to your opponent. But Sometimes two people are so into the game it becomes a sport.

Anticipating each others next move, getting inside each others heads. We were unstoppable. Good Game Champ, Good Game!

You have a bad boy reputation.
And my reputation is well ah-hem, moving on. We both play on our larger than life personalities on stage. But in the darkness when the light and the smoke fades, we're just two people, raw, empty, wanting to know that we're not alone in all this.
We got to see a side of each other that the rest of the world doesn't get to see. No more pretending, no more being fake. It was refreshing.
We laughed together and we cried together. We poked fun at each other and supported each other, and we slept together.
It was fun, it was simple, it was easy, and most of all I knew I was safe to let down my guard and just enjoy the moments we had for what they were. Just great moments in time captured between two people. Nothing more, nothing less.
I didn't expect more or less from you. Our unspoken understanding allowed us to be close when no one was looking and I liked that the rest of the world didn't have a clue.
Our secret friendship excited me. I liked that we weren't showing each other off or trying to spend every waking moment together.
And the sex was rad and for the first time in a long time it was just sex! Plain and simple.
We've both been going out with other people all along, never once were we dating. But once in a blue moon when our worlds collided it was just kind of awesome.
I was excited when you messaged  me wanting to hook up 3x this week ...Until you  left me hanging each time. At first I believed your excuses. Then when you were too busy to finish a txt conversation I started to believe your reputation.. Maybe you were drunk, passed out, or maybe you were too intoxicated and your dick wouldn't work and you didn't know how to tell me. Then when I saw you out with our friends flirting with another girl I realised why your phone kept suddenly dying. You could have just told me you had other plans instead of stringing me along.
Part of me was sad because I was looking forward to our hook up but mostly I was sad because I realised the honesty that our relationship was based on was gone!
I'm heart broken because I didn't think you would lie to me.
I'm astonished that you couldn't just tell me what was up but had to pretend and scheme your way into tricking me.
My sadness comes from disillusionment.
I trusted you.
I don't trust many.
You played me
... Because you felt you had to!

I guess you don't know me so well after all.

At this point I doubt you ever will.

I Am The Luckies Girl In The World

I am simply basking in the afterglow of how beautiful my life is thanks to my amazing friends who would walk the plank for me - and I for them.
And My incredible family, who supports and encourages (and enables) me every step of the way on this crazy journey that is my life.
And all the people who recognize me from events or social media who meet me just to introduce themselves and say they know who I am and they like what I do. This natural kindness, thoughtfulness and tenderness has shown me that the world, my world, is packed full of beautiful people.
Life isn't about what you do - it's about who you do it with!
My reality is one that is so amazing I'm in awe of what a regular day in my life really is.
Today was unbelievable from start to finish, flawless infact.
So, thank you
Thank you to my true blues, my family and my new fiends who's names I'm still learning. You are what makes my life beautiful!

MY INTERVIEW WITH A PORN STAR

Today at 4pm in a brightly lit meeting room hidden in the heart of yaletown (Vancouver) I sat down with famous comedian, Patrick Maliha to co-host the xxxunrated.com comedy hour where we interviewed the first real porn star..... SEKA

Check her out at seka.com or on twitter @seka1954

SEKA was born in 1954 she's been in the porn industry longer than I've been alive. This woman is hilarious, smart and full of positivity. She was such a delight to talk to. Through all the one liners and innuendo of the comedy hour it was clear that she was a beautiful soul. She's marketed and branded herself so well that she's become a timeless icon in the adult industry.

While talking about her current husband she debunked any rumours or stereotypes about being a floozy. She's clearly in love and living happily ever after. She's a one lover kind of girl. This warmed my heart. I know my girlfriends and I in the industry can be terribly intimidating and when a man can finally sweep us off our feet we keep him for as long as we can. Why? because were not the characters we play. Adult Entertainers are smart, kind, loving, funny, people with thoughts and emotions. But are so often seen, as Seka said, like objects on a shelf. Play with it and put it away. No thought goes into WHO that person really is. Read http://mistresst.wordpress.com/ She's my best friend and in reading her blog you can see that she's a beautiful soul, a smart woman, and terribly funny!!! She's a perfect example of what Seka and I were talking about.

Patrick and Seka were on a roll chatting about how the industry was "back in the day" and the laughs could be heard from the Utherverse control room even through the closed doors.

It was a wonderful chit chat. Seka is an amazing person. Not only is she fun, entertaining and hilarious but she is so grounded, and delighted with life. Real Life! She views the world, not as flawed but just as is. It seems like nothing phases her. She knows who she is and in confident in her own skin. It was such a treat to talk to someone without having to consistently defend the industry and bust stereotypes.

Such a gem of a woman and a brilliant business woman. Google her, you'll love her! (she also started the waxed pussy trend!!!)

Seka

Naked Girls Reading and Sexiness???

When i was first asked to be the "Special Guest Star" at Naked Girls Reading, I of course said YES!!! However, as the day draws near I catch myself standing in front of the mirror naked wondering what everyone else is going to think of my naked body. Now this seems silly if you know me. I spent 7 years as an exotic dancer, I model nude for art schools, and spend my summers at the nude beach.

Sexy has always been a feeling. After I lost almost 100lbs between 2004 and 2006 I FELT different.

Sexy was a feeling. Sexy came from the joy I felt within. All I knew is that I was comfortable in my own skin, and people around me called that... SEXY.

Still to this day people say I ooze sexuality. I'm just comfortable. I like this body. I lived in a shell that I hated for so many years. As the pounds left my body I was able to find the courage to do the things I always wanted to do. Dancing, Circus, Modeling, Long Boarding, Skim Boarding, Snowboarding, and all that jazz. I wasn't afraid to stand up in front of a crowd. For the first time ever I felt accepted. But it wasn't that the people around me now suddenly accepted me, "I" finally accepted me.

I had finally allowed myself to be sexy.

This realisation came to me as I stood naked in front of my mirror practising reading for my "Special Guest" Appearance at "Naked Girls Reading" I swooshed my hair around my shoulders to frame my tits in different ways. and I wore different heels and obsessed over how each pair changed the look of my ass. I sucked in as hard as I could and I started hating my body all over again. What the hell was I doing?

We judge each other based on our own insecurities. Those who are happy with themselves don't pick apart others. Their happiness shows and they love, support and encourage others. Those who judge themselves, judge others. I remember my first time at a strip club. I stared at women with bodies I secretly envied, I picked apart every inch of their bodies. Picked reasons why they weren't good enough. But it wasn't them. It was my body I hated. I felt threatened being in a crowd staring at such beauty. My own self esteem, whatever was left of it, was destroyed as everyone around me praised a woman for looking a way I never thought would be possible for me. My own self loathing sucked me down deeper and deeper till I hit emotional rock bottom.
One night (2003) when I lived in Chilliwack BC, I sobbed explaining to my boyfriend at the time, how much I hated the sight of myself. Then it all changed.
From that day forward I started working out and changing the things I hated so much.
in 2008 I competed in Nationals for women's fitness, where I placed 8th. I stopped working out after that and gained back some of the weight I had worked so hard to shed. But feeling never left. The confidence and joy I learned this journey stuck with me. Self love and self comfort ozzed from me... and this is what people around me call sexy.
Sexy is....
Sexy is being yourself. Sexy is loving yourself. Sexy is being comfortable with you... all of you.

I almost forgot this when I stood naked in front of the mirror. I judged myself based on the fear of what I thought others might... maybe... possibly think of me.

Oddly enough, as I stood in front of that mirror, I tied up my hair in a bun, stepped out of my high heels and just stood there, I realised "I" like my body.

I love my big strong calves, and my thick thighs. These legs take me snowboarding and trail running. These legs take me away from the world to moments of true freedom where it's just me, the mountain and my thoughts. And my feet, my toes.. 4 of them are broken. Healed now, but one specifically is bent forever. I love it. It proves I work hard. It proves I get out of this house and experience life.

I love my booty and my hips. This ba-dunk-a-dunk makes me feel like a real woman. It sways when I walk and when I dance. It pushes open doors when my hands are full. I find curves in other women mesmerising and I love the idea that people would be mesmerised by me too.

I love my boobs. They've changed with surgery and weight gain and loss over the years. I've destroyed them and torn the muscle, dislocated an implant. They're scared and have no sensation left. They're not perfect. They wiggle and jiggle and get in the way. But I love them. I can't imagine living without them.

I love my arms. They hug, and hold. They've saved lives, They've lifted children from drowning in deep water, they've held people in a spinal clamp till ambulances arrived. They carry and gently rock crying babies.  And my hands! My hands reach out and hold the hand of the person next to me who in that exact moment needs comfort. Yes my nails are chipped and my knuckles on my right hand are callused because I lean on my knuckles since I had surgery that doesn't allow my wrist to flex anymore. These hands are perfect.

My belly. My stomach. Even these words bother me. But as I stare into the mirror and look at the area of my body I've always wanted to refer to as my abs, I see the faint white stretch marks that remind me of being almost 250lbs. The little stripes - I couldn't see them before because the skin used to fold over covering rolls of fat. These permanent lines are my victory marks. They show me how far I've come. They prove my sexiness. I couldn't even see them before I lost all that weight. When the pounds finally vanished I could see all of my torso in the mirror at once without pulling and lifting the skin. This brought me joy and the comfort that others define as sexy. These white lines, represent my happiness.

So tomorrow night I'll be on stage at the theatre... NAKED.
With all the confidence, joy and happiness, I will perform two amazing readings on stage for the audience. Maybe the audience will be like me now. Full of joy, love and appreciation. Maybe there will be a few perverts who wont hear a word I say, they'll just stare mesmerised by the nudity. Or maybe there will be girls in the audience who were like me back in the day. Who will tear me apart and judge every inch of my body in their minds as they sit glued to their seat feeling more uncomfortable than I could ever imagine.
Who knows. What I do know is that in the days leading up to this show I've stood naked in front of the mirror, examining each inch of my reflection, and I've come to one undeniable conclusion.

I LOVE MY BODY

AND THAT'S WHAT SEXY IS

TABOO Petition

"Taboo is destroying our civilization. These immoral acts are the reason ALL past civilizations fell." Gerta Peachey, is going to the city (Abbotsford) Feb 6th to get Taboo stopped before it destroys us all.


Keeping this CanWest Trade show at The Abbotsford Tradex Center not only benefits the community of curious minds, and local business, it also brings new adventures to couples designed to deepen their relationships.

CLICK HERE TO SIGN THE PETITION SUPPORTING THE TABOO SHOW:
http://www.change.org/petitions/city-of-abbotsford-keep-the-taboo-naughty-but-nice-show-at-tradex-in-abbotsford


The Taboo sex show provides a safe, sex positive, woman empowering, relationship enhancing, welcoming environment free of discrimination and judgment where adults can be learn how to explore sexuality, how to open the lines of communication, and enhance their romantic adventures.

Allow love and lust to lurk in the tradex center far, far away from your children and any narrow minded folks who feel threatened by sexuality. 'Cause... when it's hidden, and you add shame to sex (which I guarantee even your mama had) people seek it out secretly and that increases the risk of mishaps. (such as explaining to the emergency room why there's a toy car stuck in your bottom) This convention busts the adult stigma wide open creating a safe, friendly, welcoming, environment for people who want to, to be informed, educated and entertained.
-Mistress of the Main Stage
Samantha Mack

"The Taboo Naughty But Nice Sex Show is Western Canada's largest Adult Trade Show. We provide an upscale adult playground dedicated to enhancing lifestyles, encouraging romance, personal betterment and all things Taboo. An entire weekend of entertainment, provocative and educational seminars, unique shopping, fashion shows and LIVE demonstrations."
-TabooShow.com



http://www.change.org/petitions/city-of-abbotsford-keep-the-taboo-naughty-but-nice-show-at-tradex-in-abbotsford


The POINT is to keep trade shows like TABOO alive. We are NOT talking about moving it to another city or date. We are defending our right to have a TABOO show in the first place. The Taboo Sex Show is a woman empowering, sex positive event to educate, inform and entertain consenting ADULTS who wish to go to the show. A good portion of the Taboo Sex show is designed for couples to deepen and explore the sexy side of their relationship. Without trade shows like this, local business that partake in the show would be next on the chopping block. The point being advertized in Newspapers and on the internet by Gerta Peachey is one of the opinion and accusation that what the Taboo Sex Show brings to Abbotsford will destroy relationships, tear families apart and cause crime to run rampant in our community.

These Immoral Acts...

"Taboo is destroying our civilization. These immoral acts are the reason ALL past civilizations fell."

Gerta is going to the city (Abbotsford) Feb 6th to get Taboo stopped before it destroys us all.

Dearest Gerta,
Trying to stop the Taboo Sex Show from coming to Abbotsford is foolish. Allow love and lust to lurk in the convention center far far away from your children and any narrow minded folks who feel threatened by sexuality. Cause... when it's hidden, and you add shame to sex (which I guarantee even your mama had) people seek it out secretly and that increases the risk of mishaps. (such as explaining to the emergency room why there's a toy car stuck in your bottom) This convention busts the adult stigma wide open creating a safe, friendly, welcoming, environment for people who want to, to be informed, educated and entertained.
-Mistress of the Main Stage
Samantha Mack

THE FOLLOWING IS THE LETTER POSTED IN THE NEWPAPER FROM GERTA

Letters: Should Taboo Sex Show At Tradex Matter?

Posted on 01 February 2012

Dear Editor. I have been at Council on three occasions when the topic of Tradex expansion came up. On every occasion the clear impression was that the request was a slam dunk.
Tradex really only became significant to me when we began to host a show that degrades our city. I don’t have any illusions about my ability to prevent such bookings in the future, but I will try to have Council consider whether or not Abbotsford has a minimal standard of community values that can be applied to public buildings and spaces.
We have for example ‘good neighbour’ by-laws for noise pollution. We have ‘no smoking’ signs in public parks. Last year a rash of tickets were issued to folk who kept unlicenced vehicles on their own properties, etc. etc.
In my discussions with Dan Stefanson and the Taboo people in Calgary and some of our civic leaders, I have asked the question, “Are there no limits on what you would show in our publicly owned building?” The claim that we can’t get into censorship of any kind fell with a thud when I asked if they would countenance the sexual abuse of children. That met with ‘righteous indignation’ from them on the grounds that,”of course such shows would be prohibited since it was against the law.” But so what? The law can be changed. Svend Robinson, when he was an MP, wanted the age of consent lowered to 12.
Dan asked if I’d attened any of those shows. No I have not. I told him I do not need to steal first to know that stealing is wrong.
Tradex and the land it sits on belongs to me. Tiny little me. It also belongs to thousands of other tiny little people. Perhaps with patience I can rouse enough of those ‘little people’ to see that their opinions matter, and that they can make a difference in this world.
There is only one God who has declared Himself. He has given enough guidance to us about how we ought to live here on earth. The degradation of sex benefits no one, but it certainly victimizes the weak and vulnerable.
I have volunteered at Fraser Valley Institution since it opened. I an really grateful for that because it has been good for me, and I hope those women had their life made slightly easier through my involvement too.
My point here is that taking women to AA, NA, Co-dependency, self-help groups of all kinds has shown me beyond any doubt that sexual abuse early in their lives is THE SINGLE MOST DAMAGING EVENT IN THEIR LIVES.
The claim that the “Taboo, Naughty But Nice” show is all about consenting adults is complete garbage. People who feed their sexual perversions find easy objects for their lust in vulnerable children.
None of those people engaged in the show’s vulgar exhibitionism do so because they enjoy wholesome, vibrant lives. Many folk damaged by sexual abuse so despise themselves they move into destructive life styles. And most hide their shame and their pain in addictions.
So because of the ‘Taboo’ show I began to ask questions about how Tradex is run. That really has been an eye-opener. Tradex is not the fabulous economic boon to Abbotsford that Dan Stefanson says it is. I have read absolutely everything I can find so far. Judy Lewis sent more answers to my FOI’s down to David Neufeld. He had a back operation so got quite behind on the workload. David said he would try to release the documents in time for me to utilize them for my Feb. 6th delegation to Council (that evening) on the Tradex question.
Dan met with Council in the closed session yesterday, but I expect he does meet with them regularly. In any case all my reading shows there is a determination to push ahead with this expansion. One last note: How did the figure of $7.35 million in last October’s council presentation from Dan morph into $15 to $20 million less than two months later?
Is that the classic ploy of asking for an absurd amount so that the lowered amount fills us with such relief we accept the proposal without question?
Sincerely,
Gerda Peachey

XXX Adult Virtual Convention XXX

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Guest Appearences:

SAMANTHA MACK

I am The Samantha Mack! "I've been raising eyebrows since 1983. Im not what you'd expect from the girl next door. I’m a black sheep, a rebel, and proud of it! I didn't get anywhere being good little girl worrying about my reputation now did I?!?"

Samantha Mack is known as one of Vancouver’s finest entertainers, internet sensations, radio personalities, philanthropists, emcees, spokes models and of course living close to Whistler BC the queen of the snowboard!! You can find Samantha at all of the biggest, bestest, and brightest events that Vancouver and all of BC has to offer!!

7 years ago Samantha moved to Vancouer and quickly went from Lifeguard to Showgirl. She's traveled all over western Canada and placed 4th in Miss Nude BC 2009 Her dynamic shows quickly took her out of the strip clubs and into theatres, Night Clubs, Gay Bars, Private Events, Dinner Theatres, Fetish Clubs, Conventions and Expos. Her largest audience was for Aprox 5000 people where she performed a Jekyl and Hyde theme show with a shadow wall, a trapeze style bondage show and fire.

Soon after taking to the stage, she found herself holding the microphone. Her quick wit and pure sass had audiences loving everything that came out of her mouth.

You can frequently hear her on QueerFM, CiTR Radio, and the Ryan Steele Show. As well, she boasts tons of entertaining YouTube videos and conventions. If you’re looking for her, you can spot her at the Taboo Sex Expo in Vancouver and the Naughty But Nice Show in the Fraser Valley, the Tattoo convention, the Rinestone Stiletto Show, the Exotic Circus, Hosting parties at Winter Pride and the Telus World Ski and Snowboard Festival in Whistler, and making jokes with Patrick Maliha on the XXX Comedy Show!! One of the biggest and most dynamic personalities that you will see and not one to be missed!!

Thesamanthamack.com
www.twitter.com/thesamanthamack
or for naughty updates and links to her online adult "entertainment"
www.twitter.com/goddesssamanatha

SAMANTHA MACK will be Co- hosting this year’s Adult Virtual Entertainment Awards show taking place Sunday Feb 26!