Painting a Piano & My Boobs

Of course I painted the top of my baby grand piano then reached across it dragging my tits through the wet paint. And of course I didn't notice for about two hours after walking my dog around the block and wondering why people were staring so much more than normal.

#thisismyreallife

Why am I painting a piano? 

For a music video obviously! 

I've been writing songs with Erron Sweeney and in prep for my trip to LA to vlog with the super stars, I'm padding my YouTube channel with funny and fierce videos that display my randomly insane creativity.

Screen shot of Erron and videographer Nate Butcher, from our first music video that we had to complete in under 3 hours.

So 3 new videos will be out before August when I'm shaking babies and kissing hands at VidCon ;)

Vote 4 Me: 

is about how competitions these days have nothing to do with skill and everything to do with online popularity. It will feature a beauty pageant in a bar full of sleazy dudes... And I can't promise that everyone wearing a skirt in the pageant is a girl ;) The contestants have unique "talents" and they don't play fair. The judges are slimy.. Will they choose the prettiest girl or the one who knows "what it takes" to get to the top?

PS: ShayCarl is in this video too ;)

Just Grind: 

is an entire song about a girl taking control and getting lost in the moment with her love interest... Until you hear the bridge when it's the dudes point of view. Two very different views on this romantic moment and only one can come out on top.

The video starts with a demanding bar owner and somewhere in the middle girls toss the panties on stage while the men offer their room keys. An angry wife, a sock on a door knob... Is it possible for anyone to live happily ever after? 

Horror Porn: 

I was just in a Horror Movie called "No Pets Allowed" (Blue Girl Productions)

when I found out that people were googling "Horror" and "Porn" to find Info for this movie, I blurted out, "I'm gonna make a song called horror porn" ...and then I did. :)

The video is more of a comedy than the title would let you believe. The poor wanker gets exactly what he googled for... And the girl in her lingerie, wandering out into the woods in the middle if the night to see where the creepy chainsaw sound is coming from... well unlike you're average horror films her screams aren't caused by terror. She's not afraid of zombies - she likes her men stiff! 

My bros (TheGrangerBros.com) always say, you make a movie 3x once in the script, once while filming, and again while editing... I really hope these turn out the way I imagined them. Filming 3 totally different videos in 3 weeks is absolutely insane. And I can't wait! 

Luckily I have an incredibly talented team behind me and a ton of amazing friends willing to volunteer their time and their skills.