Gay Blow Job

This txt message conversation took place after going to Oasis on Davie St for JUNK Thursdays (male stripper night)


Holy Fuck!
     Huh? Why are you Holy Fucking?
Oh My!!!!
     U just gonna keep me hanging?
A gay dude demonstrated a blow job on a bottle between the strippers legs... Gay men know how to suck cock like it's an art
     Haha
I felt like I should have taken notes
I've never watched soneone give head and make it look enjoyable
     Hah hah You're hilarious
The porn I watch is ususally a dude grabbing a fist full of hair and slamming the chicks head down on his cock till her eyes water from gagging on it
But this dude had moves!!! Holy Fuck a gay dude truned me on.
Does this mean I'm gay now??? haha
     Your mouth might be gay.
This dude made sucking cock look better than winning the lottrey...
Wow!!!
My mind just exploded
I can't wait to try out his moves! HOLY FUCK!!!
     hahaha U kill me.
Every man around me is gay!!! This is hell! Not a useful dick in sight! I should have been more specific when I asked God to surround me with beautiful men.
     hahaha
     awwww. poor baby. That's what happens when U hang our in GAY BARS!
The next man I get my hands on will have gay Randy to thank
...before he dies of dehydration
     Lol
Fuck dude. I'm so shocked that a fake blow job was so damn sexy.